Note: Even the cutest bike has teeth

Tue, Aug 24, 2010

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(A glancing kiss to the bumper and a big, fat “MUWAH!” to the cameraman)

Jason John dug this educational piece up to share with us as a lesson in scooter safety… ok, he probably did it to make us pee our pants, but there is an important lesson to be learned here.  That lesson is – No matter how much fun you’re having on your vacation, a two wheeled vehicle will not hesitate to serve you up a shot of BuzzKill.  Why?  Well from a scientific standpoint, this follows the “Look Ma No Hands” theorem of quantum fluid mechanics… you all know how that works.  Basically the ounces of BuzzKill served up are determined by the ratio of CFJ (carefree joy) to RTE (road time experience).  A careful and alert road dog would not be the star of this video.  But, the joyful, unprotected, scampering scooter-nymph in this photo is about to be served up a Big Gulp ™ full of icy-cold BuzzKill.  Poor scooter-nymph.  A post-impact study of her pants will illustrate the brownian motion of quantum particles as described by the O’Shiet—Daym model of a Sumbiach system as studied in quantum fluid dynamics.

(It’s the angular velocity that determines the brownian mass particle discharge)

4 Responses to “Note: Even the cutest bike has teeth”

  1. Dave Says:

    Then to add a subset to this is the hold my beer and watch this moment

    Often ending up on you tube. : )

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  2. Jeffraham Prestonian Says:

    “This vehicle makes wide right turns… when tourists are riding.”
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  3. Tim Says:

    The frame captures are PERFECT! If I was that girl those would be my new Facebook profile pictures.

    This video demonstrates the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle that states a scooter nymph can either steer a scooter or stop a scooter but both cannot be done at the same time.

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