TheScooterScoop

In my daily quest for scooter news I almost ALWAYS run into news about MOBILITY scooters. Right now, I could give half-a-rat’s-arse about mobility scooters… and when I get old and decrepid, you’re not gonna catch me on some weak, baby blue hoover-round clone. I’m gonna be dressed in a Vader suit and roll around in a chair that looks like it would kill you if it hit you. Enter “THE TANK CHAIR”.

Nothin’ says “I might pee my pants, but I’ll be doing it over your greasy mottled corpse!” like a mobility scooter with tank treads.