Brooklyn Daily Eagle : Brooklyn Scooter Theft

Mon, Jun 4, 2007

Funny


Park Slope and Windsor Terrace
THREE MOTORCYCLES STOLEN — On Polhemus Place, a 25-year-old man had his silver Yamaha motorcycle, valued at $8,200, stolen on May 17 at 5:30 p.m. Police reported that the motorcycle had a disc-and-brake lock. On May 23 at 9 p.m., a red-and-silver motorcycle valued at $10,000 was stolen on Berkeley Place. Finally, on May 24 at 4 p.m. at 14th Street, a Vespa scooter belonging to a 38-year-old man valued at $3,000 was stolen despite having a Kryptonite bike chain. No arrests have been made.
*Superman not a suspect in Scooter theft*

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3 Responses to “Brooklyn Daily Eagle : Brooklyn Scooter Theft”

  1. James Says:

    skumbags… thieving a scoot should be a capital offense.

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  2. Anonymous Says:

    What 38 year old man is worth only $3000? I expect to fetch at least $50 grand on craigslist.

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  3. Steve Says:

    James! HEAR HEAR!

    The only 38 year old worth $3000 is a scooter thief… and that’s just the wholesale value of his kidneys.

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