TheScooterScoop

(Is TSS lying dead under a sheet or about to be unveiled? Find out now!)

“So, what happened Steve? Did you give up?”
“Hey man! Where ya been? I called missing persons on ya!”
“I can’t start my day without my coffee and morning scoop!”

I hear ya folks… Just wanted to give a little update. First to address the “death rumors”. TheScooterScoop did NOT throw itself under a Hummer or OD on Vespamphetamines. TheScooterScoop didn’t get sold on Craigslist so we could buy TheSUVScoop. TheScooterScoop was NOT hanging with Chris Brown the night of the assult and TheScooterScoop had NOTHING to do with GM’s attempt to justify more bailout money with their P.U.M.A. (Please Unload More Assets). Where was all this “forward-thinking” ten years ago, guys?

TheScooterScoop has just been (and continues to be) in a state of incubation. We havn’t run out of material. No, as a matter of fact, my head is about to a’splode with stories if this launch doesn’t hurry up. Launch? You say? Yes. We are launching TheScooterScoop v4 this month this year to celebrate 4 years of scoop! I’ve decided to back away from working for specific scooter brands for a while and concentrate on three things… Working with ALL the brands to bring you the fresh scoops right here at TheScooterScoop, digging to bring new and fresh scoops for EVpulse (instead of just republishing stale press releases), AND working on some new and exciting projects with my good friend and fellow hooligan, Casey Cook to be revealed RIGHT HERE on TSS. We’ve got one project in the works currently that involves a Honda Ruckus and a BBQ grill… sorta. Don’t wanna give away too much, but I know it’ll be fun!

So, the rest of 2009 will be… “revealing”, to say the least. So, tighten up yer chinstraps and snug up yer gloves because the ride is about to begin!