Scared of making the leap from car to scooter? Here’s an accessory for you.

Sun, Aug 12, 2007

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Thinking about moving to the wild and exciting world of scootering but afraid of moving from behind the safety of your car door? The Car-Doorinator 3000 can help! Simply slide the Car-Doorinator 3000 over your neck and let it rest on your floorboard. Compatible with most flat floorboard scooters. Available in Barrier Blue, Safety Orange or Protective Pink.
Thanks to “defwheezer” and “LaRock” for the scoopage!

***OFF TOPIC BONUS POST***
You know… I’m gonna take some time to do a PSA because I really wanna save people some heartache. If you are like I was back in my single days, you have trouble talkin’ to the ladies. Yes, I know it’s hard to imagine a big player like myself (cough cough) having a “bad rap”, but it’s true.

Having poor skills at “bustin’ a move” is possibly the most ego debilitating experience a young man can go though; which doesn’t help matters. It’s a slippery slope. If you wanna help yourself or someone you know from a lifetime of “flyin’ solo”, have them watch a new show on VH-1 called The Pickup Artist. It features a guy called Mystery and his special method of mackin’. I tell you, from what I’ve seen so far… If I would have known then what I know now, I might not have ever graduated college.

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One Response to “Scared of making the leap from car to scooter? Here’s an accessory for you.”

  1. vespabelle Says:

    The Game is a really interesting and fun read.

    and it is scooter related as the author’s brother is a poster on the BBS!

    Reply

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