TheScooterScoop

Oh, woes me! I haven’t been able to post much of anything lately.  The torrent of emails I’ve been getting leaves me little time to continue with the habits of my daily life.  Hording vintage scooter parts, tending to my swimming pool kombucha (I just tought him to roll over!), eating last year’s easter eggs (makes riding packed elevators a real hoot), changing the oil on my David Bowie animatron (he sings Suffragette City) and posting fresh scoops have ALL taken a hit thanks to the flood of heartfelt emails we’ve been getting from the scooterati and also from Nigerian Kings escaping the country with suitcases full of money (didn’t know I was such a trusted figure over in Nigeria).  

Thankfully, Google has updated their Gmail service to help with the emails.  If you have the same problem you should check out Gmail Autopilot!  A real lifesaver!

The configuration is VERY simple… almost TOO simple.

 

My only complaint is the limited number of config points.  I have emailed requesting a “punctuation error” adjustment with the ability to insert ellipsis for added suspense.  Google is usually pretty good about responding to customer feedback.  

So, if you’ve been waiting for an email response to your, “Should I buy this Honda Elite on Craigstlist” from November 2008 then the wait is OVER!  w00t!  Thanks for tuning in.